I'll be back - Judge Dredd

Find Balance

TGIF

I can't read suddenly - I don't know

I hate other people's love - Homer Simpson

What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown

[gasps in spanish]

I'm not like most girls?

Silence is better that bullshit

Homer are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

I've had it with you

Polish Hip Hop Playing

Tear the bitch apart

I am the most offended by the easily offended

To heal the wound you must stop touching it

Are you trying to seduce me?

My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men

I did it to be amazing

The center of a donut is 100% fat free

The Calzones betrayed me

Springfield little league park - Simpsons

It's never too early for ice cream, Jim

I'm still cold - Abe Simpson

Party Hardy it's Friday

You'll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on

The holy fuckin' bible son

God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The SImpsons

gets shot in spanish

Kiss the best way to shut a girl up

I'm alone and I love it

Marge it's 3 am, shouldn't you be baking - The Simpsons

[onlookers booing]

Men are like plants

69 - The Office

When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine

Plastic surgery center - Simpsons

Fight the power - Simpsons

Been there regretted that

So it was you who made the floor slippery

I got nothing to lose

Stop dating my mother

I just had the most beautiful dream where I died - Apu

Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson

Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet

Drinks milk angrily

Reverend Lovejoy pizza delivery

Would a coward have this?

I hate you!

So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons

Unflattering test results

Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?

Before calling me ask yourself - Is this textable?

Am I out of touch? - Skinner

I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson

Poop backwards is poop

I heard that, you bitch

I only lied because it was the easiest way - Bart Simpson

I always carry knife in my purse in case of cheesecake

Chicken Nuggets is like my family

I was born in the wrong generation

I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons

Wine in my cereal

Child Psychiatrist - Simpsons

Sitting in a tree

[stares in japanese]

I can't stand the sound of the human voice

Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.

I'm sick of trying to be perfect

People who use a lot of swear words

I love a good nap

You respect dibs don't you?

Dreams don't work unless you do

Go buy yourself some more money

My job here is done - But you didn't do anything

So far so good sorta

Sometimes I need to be alone with my music

By the way I faked every orgasm

Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas - The Simpsons

Too many assholes not enough bullets

You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson

You people have been blisters on my taint

I'm a level 5 vegan - I won't eat anything that casts a shadow - The Simpsons

Who will love you? Who will fight?

I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons

I have an art blog

Pool Sharks - Simpsons

I so need lessons from you on how to be cool

God thanks for nothing - Bart Simpson

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

I'm in no condition to drive - I shouldn't listen myself I'm drunk - Homer Simpson

I wanna go back in mommy - Ralph Wiggum

I'm so happy you're eating again

Elephant Child Born

Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself

Walking sucks

You didn't cry when Babmi's mother died?

El Barto - El Homo

Don't even care

All artists tend to be a bit weird