El Barto - El Homo | |
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Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing
I don't give a fucker
Working on a Saturday
OK less gay
These girls belong to me
Stop dating my mother
My boss told me to have a good day so I went home
Miley, what's good?
Small breasts should be called petits
I know you can read my thoughts, boy - Meow meow meow - The Simpsons
I've had it with you
Doctor Ross Geller
Sometimes I need to be alone with my music
I wonder if the dog thought about us while we're gone
Nothing to wear
Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic - The Simpsons
In the end being lazy at home is the best
Recognize Missouri - Grampa Simpson
[judges you in Spanish]
Wow we really are bitches
Please don't speak to me while I'm not listening
El Barto is very fucking real
Bonjour Bitch
People who use a lot of swear words
When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves
I see basic bitches
I haven't eated since the last time I eated
Do you have to be so white all the time?
How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person
Being an adult is terrible
Sitting in a tree
u smell like dog poo
It's a fashion risk but I like it
Hillary's husband
I hope everyone loves my blog this week
I have no words to describe this day
Funny Dog To Make Life Worthwhile - Simpsons
I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name
Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons
To heal the wound you must stop touching it
I made me laugh
My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute
I was born in the wrong generation
Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons
I love quotes
It's a great day for being sad
91% of all traffic accidents - Simpsons
How exciting another closed door
I'm a good noodle
People say "money doesn't grow on trees"
Do not read the next sentence
Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection
I hate the idea that someone out there hates me - The Office
I'm sick of trying to be perfect
Europe puts Greece on ebay
I completely agree with myself
You have homosexual hair
I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons
A little saucy, A little too saucy
No I cannot kill you today I have pilates
Why do we, as a society, hate old people so much? - Because they're lame - The Office
Please kindly go away I'm introverting
I feel very welcome here
My cat was right about you
I'm not a slut but who knows?
You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino
[thinks of daddy in Spanish]
When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine
[ignores you in Spanish]
One, two, three - The Office
Try not to be a cunt - The Buddha
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
What would you like bitch? - Paris Hilton
That is so gay - The Simpsons
I don't think I feel well
Why can't women parallel park?
I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office
This is the lake - The Office
Happiness - Intelligence - Lisa Simpson
The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons
In Real Life There Is No Algebra
Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons
Get rich or drunk trying
What kind of slut are you?
Whoa that lady swallowed a baby - Dr. Nick Riviera
Who says the nights are for sleeping?
Sir, you're making a scene - Homer Simpson
I want world peace and bigger boobs - Phoebe
Silence and Money
[chuckles uncomfortably]
I don't feel right - Ralph Wiggum
Summer is awful
[gasps in spanish]
This is just smoke and ash - Simpsons
I just really wanna be fucked
I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson
I miss my pre-internet brain
I wanna go back in mommy - Ralph Wiggum
Kids! They grow up so fast, they move out so slow
I wish I could be a cat
Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons