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It's a fashion risk but I like it
49 stars on that flag
Springfield Sperm Bank - Simpsons
A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys
You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino
When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine
Wow, I have a lot of people to disappoint
I am not nice
Straight Outta Shape
What is the national language of the United States? - Third grade english
Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards!
You can't have any fun in bed - The Simpsons
God thanks for nothing - Bart Simpson
Do wasps make honey?
I'm not like most girls?
If you want to be happy - Don't think
Before calling me ask yourself - Is this textable?
Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons
Don't look at me
You underestimate my power
I don't think I feel well
Springfield Psychiatric Center
Soulmate: someone who is happy to eat the pizza toppings you don't like
People who use a lot of swear words
IDGAF = I don't give away food
Fight the power - Simpsons
My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute
Ernie how do I look? - With your eyes Bert
Dad do you wear boxers or briefs? - No - The Simpsons
I did it to be amazing
[thinks of daddy in Spanish]
Marge it's 3 am, shouldn't you be baking - The Simpsons
You guys from Florida?
Too many assholes not enough bullets
I love you - Thank you
I'm not anti-social - I'm anti-idiot
I relish your wit
Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic
I am so excited I may vomit
Poop backwards is poop
I like being alone too much
I miss my pre-internet brain
Child Psychiatrist - Simpsons
The center of a donut is 100% fat free
I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight - The Big Bang Theory
So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons
I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA
Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons
But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself
Being an adult is terrible
This is uncool - X-Files
Hello 911? How are you?
Die Bart Die
A man with dreams needs a woman with vision
Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars
His problem is he is an asshole
I see basic bitches
Owning your okayness - The Simpsons
I don't like you I just want to have sex with you
By the way I faked every orgasm
So you've decided to steal cable
I have an art blog
You people have been blisters on my taint
Animal Hospital - The animals are the patients - Community
But I want to hurt people, not animals
We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas - The Simpsons
I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons
Pippety poppety give me the zoppety
Unflattering test results
I am not nice
I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door
We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it
Start with a compliment
That is so gay - The Simpsons
Wish you were here
I'm in no condition to drive - I shouldn't listen myself I'm drunk - Homer Simpson
Now entering Winnipeg
Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons
By the way I faked every orgasm
Jim, I'm not easy to manage
You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson
I wish I could be a cat
Party Hardy it's Friday
Every day is like Halloween
My boss told me to have a good day so I went home
Silly girl - He doesn't care
Metaphors? I hate metaphors
OK less gay
I'm dying
Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons
I fucking trusted you
Am I out of touch? - Skinner
Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons
I am so angry
My fear is that PMS doesn't exist
Me overweight mom dresses too sexy
Someone will die - Of fun
I've tried hitting it - I've tried yelling at it - The Simpsons
Recognize Missouri - Grampa Simpson
So it was you who made the floor slippery