I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships

Seems, I'm full of rage

Love is caring for each other even when you're angry

Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing

Who says the nights are for sleeping?

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons

The sea was angry that day my friends - Seinfeld

I have to go before I put your head through a wall

I did it to be amazing

Wish you were here

We have unlimited juice?

No I cannot kill you today I have pilates

I am the most offended by the easily offended

I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons

I thrive off negativity

Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons

I made me laugh

Go buy yourself some more money

Here's to respecting women

Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson

U-R-Gay - The Simpsons

I hope everyone loves my blog this week

Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic

I'm so happy and not at all jelous

Pool Sharks - Simpsons

Silence and Money

[calls sugar daddy]

Start with a compliment

Ross doing his "watching tv"

I need a hug...e bottle of wine

So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons

Melon Collie - The Simpsons

Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

Homer are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

Fuck distance

It's never too early for ice cream, Jim

Thank God it's over - Chief Wiggum

I relish your wit

I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking

I'm not like most girls?

Been there regretted that

I'm a level 5 vegan - I won't eat anything that casts a shadow - The Simpsons

You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit

A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys

I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson

Bitch who asked you? - A bitch who didn't asked you

Correct me if I'm wrong - You're wrong

I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA

It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays

I haven't eated since the last time I eated

You don't call retard people retard - Michael Scott

91% of all traffic accidents - Simpsons

Stop dating my mother

It's actually whipped cocaine

Laughing - Crying

Dr. Nick

[gets shot in spanish]

If you want to be happy - Don't think

You people have been blisters on my taint

Last name Jazz. First name Hugh - The Simpsons

I made me laugh

Please kindly go away I'm introverting

We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety

Model UN - Simpsons

That is so gay - The Simpsons

Find Balance

Whay am I even alive?

His problem is he is an asshole

You been drinking drugs?

Dad do you wear boxers or briefs? - No - The Simpsons

I'm sensitive - Bart Simpson

I can fix that

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine

Defference between puppet and muppet

Purple stuff inside donut is a fruit - The Simpsons

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons

Now entering Winnipeg

Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons

i've made my choice - Homer

Die Bart Die

Get rich or drunk trying

What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown

You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson

I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning

Animal Hospital - The animals are the patients - Community

I was born in the wrong generation

Jim, I'm not easy to manage

I'm sickened but curious

Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem

Elephant Child Born

You're too easily offended - I can't believe you just said that

He's so hot I have to kill him

Run DOS Run - The Simpsons

You'll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on

Silly girl - He doesn't care

I am so angry

I'm so happy you're eating again

Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons

69 - The Office