I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life - Flanders

I have no words to describe this day

Messy top, tidy bottom

You have homosexual hair

Don't look at me

I'm a locksmith

49 stars on that flag

This is so 1991 - The Simpsons

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

Sitting in a tree

How exciting another closed door

Stay back, slut

I so need lessons from you on how to be cool

I finally bought myself a Plasma TV

I like being alone too much

Wine in my cereal

Take me out of what?

I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus

You look very rich in that - Thanks

Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere

(japanese pop music plays)

(speaking penguinese)

In Real Life There Is No Algebra

I just really wanna be fucked

You're basic

Springfield Christian School - Simpsons

I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name

[stares in japanese]

Purple stuff inside donut is a fruit - The Simpsons

I don't think I feel well

I noticed you're wearing open-toed shoes - Since when did you become a whore? - Dwight Schrute

I've tried hitting it - I've tried yelling at it - The Simpsons

You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office

So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons

Your art was the prettiest art of all the art

Party Hardy it's Friday

I'm not punk bitch

Oh my gosh! Look! It's food!

Lost Child - No reward - Simpsons

I'm not like most girls?

Working on a Saturday

I hate my life - Fry

I thrive off negativity

She was a lawyer he was a sandwich

I love you - Thank you

Are you trying to seduce me?

Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons

I've destroyed my life

Animal Hospital - The animals are the patients - Community

You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit

Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself

Elephant Child Born

I did it to be amazing

Last name Jazz. First name Hugh - The Simpsons

The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons

Justin - Zach interview

U-R-Gay - The Simpsons

Ventura? Yes Satan?

People who use a lot of swear words

Wow we really are bitches

Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders

Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!

That is so gay - The Simpsons

What is it asshole day?

You underestimate my power

Happy Birthday to me - Simpsons

El Barto is very fucking real

Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons

I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson

Ross doing his "watching tv"

It's a great day for being sad

I am not nice

Bonjour Bitch

Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.

When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves

I am the most offended by the easily offended

I'm alone and I love it

Where did you learn all of this? - Internet

Look look everyone! This is so funny!

I'm a good noodle

Get Lost

I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships

Be kind to everyone including yourself

Mom and Pop hardware - Simpsons

IDGAF - I don't give away food

Because I have a masters degree in fierce

Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons

Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards!

I'll be back - Judge Dredd

I made me laugh

You respect dibs don't you?

Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?

[gasps in spanish]

Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson

Polish Hip Hop Playing

I can't believe you came

Be cool

I only lied because it was the easiest way - Bart Simpson

The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons

I can't read suddenly - I don't know

We ought to be partying not fighting