Lost Child - No reward - Simpsons

To heal the wound you must stop touching it

You don't call retard people retard - Michael Scott

I am so excited I may vomit

The holy fuckin' bible son

I'm a level 5 vegan - I won't eat anything that casts a shadow - The Simpsons

Before calling me ask yourself - Is this textable?

Can't you just kind of fuck off?

I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight - The Big Bang Theory

Laughing - Crying

[judges you in Spanish]

There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed

Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons

That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you

Springfield Sperm Bank - Simpsons

I don't give a fucker

Correct me if I'm wrong - You're wrong

It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays

Life is like math

We're old enough to smell bad

Get me a vodka rocks - Arrested Development

No Soliciting

Find Balance

I only lied because it was the easiest way - Bart Simpson

Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons

Natural light! Get it off me! - The Simpsons

Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons

Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent

I was normal three cats ago

Are you gonna argue with caps? - The Simpsons

a cup of galaxy

Kiss the best way to shut a girl up

Everyone sucks but me

Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons

Pants? You mean leg prisons

I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning

Starbucks - Simpsons

Bitch you ok?

Hello 911? How are you?

Would I rather be feared or loved?

Put the mind control into the country music

Why would religions lie? What would they have to gain? - The Simpsons

[stares in japanese]

Please kindly go away I'm introverting

Fight the power - Simpsons

Justin - Zach interview

Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders

I'm not mature enough for this

I have absolutely no idea what's goin on - Homer Simpson

A UFO party

I can fix that

You underestimate my power

Silence and Money

[calls sugar daddy]

You're a bad habit

Ventura? Yes Satan?

[softly] Don't - Michael Scott (The Office)

You familiar with that face?

Dad do you wear boxers or briefs? - No - The Simpsons

[screams internally]

I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships

El Barto is very fucking real

Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?

Miley, what's good?

What would you like bitch? - Paris Hilton

I love you - Thank you

I told her the only thing

Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons

For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a sence" - Homer Simpson

I'm a good noodle

You're too easily offended - I can't believe you just said that

Bonjour Bitch

I'm dying

I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem

Is there life after birth?

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

I feel very welcome here

49 stars on that flag

I'm not like most girls?

I did it to be amazing

You didn't cry when Babmi's mother died?

hey potato chips come out I want to eat you

I don't do well in situations

You guys from Florida?

OK less gay

Owning your okayness - The Simpsons

Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar

I haven't eated since the last time I eated

Ross: You are both so lucky

Plastic surgery center - Simpsons

I'll be back - Judge Dredd

For real

[kills you in Spanish]

Been there regretted that

If you're happy and you know it - thats a sin - The Simpsons

I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA

If you want to be happy - Don't think

Who will love you? Who will fight?

You respect dibs don't you?

Die Bart Die

Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop